Okay.
The Blacksmithing quests in WoW are SICK.
Observe:
The Art of the Armorsmith
To become an Armorsmith, you must make the following items and return them to Grumnus: 4 Ornate Mithril Helms, 2 Ornate Mithril Boots, 1 Ornate Mithril Breastplate.
- Ornate Mithril Helm (4)
- Ornate Mithril Boots (2)
- Ornate Mithril Breastplate
Description
So ye made the smart decision.
There ain’t no love lost betwixt me an old Ironus here. That good for nothing toy maker knows who the true craftsmen round here be.
The truly great wars are won with a good defense. When it be go time, no offense is gonna be helping ye out.
Right, so let’s get to work. All ye need to do is show me that ye’ve got some raw talent. After that, I’ll yank whatever impurities be left in ye and mold ye into an armorsmith. Ye do know how to make ornate mithril, don’t ye?
Actually, I don’t. I didn’t think much of it at the time, so I continued trying to get the quests that I knew I could get.
I found the blacksmithing dwarf in Stranglethorn Vale (lolDorf) and he gave me the following quests:
Smelt On, Smelt Off
Bring forty Mithril Bars and forty Iron Bars to Galvan the Ancient in Stranglethorn.
- Iron Bar (40)
- Mithril Bar (40)
You will receive: Plans: Ornate Mithril Pants
The Art of the Imbue
Bring forty Mithril Bars and four Citrines to Galvan the Ancient in Stranglethorn.
- Mithril Bar (40)
- Citrine (4)
You will receive: Plans: Ornate Mithril Shoulder
The Great Silver Deceiver
Bring forty Mithril Bars and five Truesilver Bars to Galvan the Ancient in Stranglethorn.
- Mithril Bar (40)
- Truesilver Bar (5)
You will receive: Plans: Ornate Mithril Gloves
HOLY CRAP THAT’S A LOT OF METAL. Now, these are for other ornate stuff, not the ornate stuff he wants at the top. Is the rest going to be this bad?
*looks it up*
…
- I need to make the pants in order to complete the quest for the boots.
- I need to make the shoulders in order to complete the quest for the helm.
- I need to make the gloves in order to complete the quest for the breastplate.
…..
OH. MY. GOD.
…..
HOLY SHIT THAT’S 120 MITHRIL.
No, wait… I need 222 Mithril Bars on top of that to make the stuff in the first place.
…
HOLY SHIT THAT’S 342 MITHRIL!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And there’s no way in hell I can afford all that, so I’m going to have to mine it myself…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God, I actually feel sick… why did I even think I could do this…

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